violacea: (pete and joe are tired zombies)
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Title: A Place to Land
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: girl!Joe/Pete (with a side of Pete/Ashlee)
Word Count: 2798
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] turnyourankle for [livejournal.com profile] dragonsinger's Bandom Het Fic Exchange. I possibly made up my own early FOB canon, too, but what the hell, as long as I'm genderbending ... ;) Lots and lots of love to [livejournal.com profile] rue_quercus for helping me along with this one!
Standard Disclaimer: Not real, duh. If you think you or someone you know appears within, you should probably leave now. No, really.
Summary: “Reporters are all assholes,” Pete said, sitting down next to Jo.

“So are you.”

“Yeah, but you love me anyway.”

“Yeah, that’s the bitch of it, isn’t it?”




It was a Thursday night, and they were in the middle of a run through a part of the Southeast that made Jo think of antebellum mansions and old women sipping fruity cocktails. “Maybe,” she told the local roadie as she passed him the joint, “maybe I’ll be one of those women someday. Move someplace close to the sea, play bridge, ogle the cute young guys who come to mow my lawn. Sounds like a great way to grow old.”

The roadie laughed. (What was his name? John? Jimmy? Josh?) “I’m trying to picture my grandma with a sleeve of tattoos now.”

Jo’s mouth twisted into a mock scowl, but she laughed along with him. “Hey, man, I plan to be someone’s grandma someday. It’ll happen!”

She sat on the railing outside the crew entrance with Jeff (that was it!) for another forty-five minutes, cheerfully ignoring his unsubtle hints about empty dressing rooms and time on their hands. Every once in a while, she inched away from a creeping hand, until she stood on the pavement across from him, continuing her monologue about the merits of Bruce Dickinson’s solo albums while pretending she didn’t see him silently reformulating a plan to get laid. She didn’t want to turn him down aloud – god, she hated being that awkward - but this guy’s eyes were too far apart. It freaked her out. Also, he kinda laughed like a hyena. Finally, an hour and a half after she’d seen Pete and Ashlee disappear onto the bus, Jo patted Jeff on the shoulder. “Thanks for the company, man. See you around!” From the look on his face, she figured there’d be mutters around the city’s union crew that included the word “dyke.” Ah, well. Life on the road.

On the bus, she kicked off her sneakers and stretched out on the sofa. She could hear soft voices coming from the back bedroom, so she grabbed her iPod and stuck the buds in her ears.

Some time later, after the bus had jerked into the movement that only became smooth and soothing after they hit the freeway outside of town, Jo had just finished her second read-through of the latest Spin when she felt a tap on her legs. “Move your ass,” she heard over the music, and obligingly raised her legs to allow Pete to sit underneath them. He wore only a pair of jeans and a set of nail scratches down his sides. Jo resisted the urge to poke her finger at the scratches and make some sort of raunchy joke – Pete wasn’t terribly tolerant of jokes that involved Ashlee, she’d learned that the hard way. (And Jo was one of the people who actually liked Ashlee. It was nice to have another girl on the road sometimes.) He plucked the magazine from her hands. She turned off her iPod. “Shit, I’ve read this three times,” Pete grumbled, tossing the magazine to the floor. “Wanna play Halo?”

They turned the volume down so low that they had to sit inches from the television to hear the sound effects. Ashlee was a light sleeper, and had been known to stumble bleary-eyed out to the lounge to sit and watch them play in the middle of the night. She never complained, but Jo knew that she preferred sleep to watching shit blow up. Besides, in the middle of the night, watching Pete’s face glow green from the light of the television screen … this was hers. She didn’t feel like sharing.

Jo woke in the morning curled up on the couch, with Pete’s head resting on her thighs. Her legs were numb, her shoulder ached, and the television still displayed a paused game of Halo. While Jo contemplated movement, Ashlee walked out of the bedroom. She passed them without blinking. “I’m going to make coffee, want some?”

“Yes, you’re a goddess.” Jo finally stretched her legs, and Pete moved, groaning. She threaded a careless hand through his hair, and chuckled when it stuck straight up from his head. He turned over and pressed his face into the back of the couch when she stood up. Jo turned to Ashlee to find her watching them, her face thoughtful. Jo shrugged, and cursed the million tiny knives that suddenly jabbed at the skin of her thighs. “Serves you right,” Ashlee said lightly.

Jo just grinned, and headed back to grab a set of clean clothes.

***

Jo kept a box in her parents’ house – she’d never moved it out to her own place, not even after her ex-boyfriend moved out and gave her three extra closets for storage space – of all the magazines Fall Out Boy had ever appeared in. Articles only, after a while; she’d gotten tired of tracking down all the paparazzi shots of Pete after a while. She reread most of them from time to time, just to remind herself where they’d been. Some of the articles were funny, a completely fictionalized view of their lives based on ten minutes of interaction, which usually involved Pete deciding to make up the stupidest lies he could possibly come up with just to see if he could convince the reporter of their validity. Once upon a time, Patrick had felt the need to try to counter-balance Pete’s stories with the truth, but Jo had always been content to sit back and practice contorting her face into an expression that wasn’t a smirk.

The first Rolling Stone they’d ever had a full-length article in sat at the bottom of the box. Jo didn’t pull that one out very much. It was cool and all – fucking Rolling Stone, man, she’d had a subscription since she was twelve, so seeing their faces staring back at her from the page was infinitely cooler than anything they’d done up to that point, bar none – but the article itself was sort of bullshit. A lot of talk about Pete’s personality and Patrick’s music, same thing they always heard, with only a cursory mention of either her or Andy. Which, again, same shit, different day, but most articles were nicer than to simply call Jo “the frizzy-haired girl on guitar.” At least Andy had gotten a whole paragraph about his tattoos and his politics. She’d just been a footnote. The girl on guitar, nothing special, not nearly as interesting as any of her band mates. That stung. Not even the fact that it was her damned band – her idea, her introductions – had registered on the reporter’s radar. “Maybe,” she’d told Pete at the time, flinging the magazine at him, “you should just hire a monkey to play guitar for you. Or maybe a midget. It’d get you more press.”

Pete had just grinned. “Could we train the monkey to clean the bus like you do?”

Normally, she would have continued the joke (“I could probably train the monkey to shit in your bunk, it would improve the smell”), but that day she just stalked off and found a quiet lounge in the back of the venue. She was laying on the floor with her feet propped up on the couch when Pete’s upside-down form appeared in her line of sight. “Reporters are all assholes,” he said, sitting down next to Jo.

“So are you.”

“Yeah, but you love me anyway.”

“Yeah, that’s the bitch of it, isn’t it?”

Pete broke out into another grin and grabbed at her arm. The wrestling match that ensued ended with Pete’s head being ground into the leg of the couch. He complained about the lump for three days. Sometimes, there was an advantage to being taller than him. Of course, he’d also probably let her win, too.

(A few days later, she visited Pete’s LiveJournal and found a rambling post entitled “people who suck” that referenced “morons who are just jealous we have an awesomely hot chick guitarist.” Her cheeks warmed, but she never mentioned it to Pete.)

Nowadays, she just let that magazine lay in the bottom of the box. What the hell – that reporter probably still had to shove his way into shitty clubs to interview shitty bands for shitty articles. Meanwhile, she had a house in Chicago and a house in L.A. and more than ten thousand people packed into arenas every night. Expensive cream shit from the silly chic salon in L.A. could fix her hair problems. Reporters would have to be assholes until the end of time. She almost felt sorry for the guy, really.

***

Jo remembered a time when Pete Wentz seemed like the most fascinatingly interesting person she’d ever laid eyes on. Back when she was fifteen and he’d agree to get her into clubs that wouldn’t ID her, if only she’d do something stupid like steal a six-pack of PBR from the grocery store and pass it out to the little old ladies at the quilting store up the street. Some other girls who hung out drifted away, talking about feeling degraded and used, but Jo always knew the tricks were just entertainment, at least for Pete. When they went to shows, it was always a different story – he’d come up behind her and sling an arm around her shoulder, pointing out the bass player’s tattoos or the way the singer made the same gesture every time he got to the bridge of the song. She’d counter by telling him how easy the guitar riff was, how she could do it without a problem if she just had an hour or so to practice. It was mostly bravado, of course, but one day Pete had challenged her to do just that. Luckily, the particular guitarist she’d been talking about only knew three damned chords, so she faked it easily enough.

She played her first show with Arma Angelus the next weekend. Her knees didn’t stop shaking for three hours after the show, but when Pete stepped back from the mic at the end of the show and grinned at her, she knew she never wanted to be anyplace else.

***

“Wanna mess with their heads?” Pete’s lips brushed her ear. He spoke just loud enough to be heard over the din of the crowd. Jo didn’t know what stage they were next to – the only current movement on the stage was two roadies hauling monitors off to the side. The Warped crowd milled around them, most of them more hardcore than those she usually saw in the audience for their sets these days. It was easy, then, to spot the group Pete referred to – five girls, just off to their right, watching the two of them as they browsed the food vendors in search of the guy selling mini-donuts. (“That bastard moves every show,” Pete swore, “just to fuck with us.” Finding him had become a daily quest.)

Every time Jo turned in their direction, the girls started whispering to each other and looking at whatever booth they stood next to with great interest. “Sure,” she said without hesitation. Because, seriously, just come and say hello – it wasn’t like either of them would bite. Well, okay, she couldn’t vouch for Pete, but most girls seemed to like that from him.

And just as she was thinking about Pete and the inappropriate things he did with his mouth … he covered hers with his. She heard herself squeak, and flailed her arms a moment before grabbing his biceps. “Smooth, Trohman,” he muttered against her mouth, but didn’t move away.

So, yeah, Pete was kissing her, with open mouths and tongues right in the middle of everyone in the fucking world. This was new. And pleasant. Okay, more than pleasant. Pete’s tongue slid against her bottom lip, and she gripped his arm hard enough that he made a noise at the pressure. His arms went around her waist; she felt him roll his hips, probably unconsciously, and she shuddered. She always knew he could move, but this close, feeling it … it wasn’t something she ever really thought about, dammit. “Fuck, Pete,” she heard herself say, her voice a rough tone that she didn’t recognize.

At her words, Pete pulled back an inch, just enough for their faces not to touch. His breath hit her face in hot, heavy bursts, more humid than the summer air surrounding them. At this distance, his eyes looked nearly black, completely unreadable. He didn’t let go of her waist; if anything, his grip tightened slightly, holding their hips flat against each other for a long split second.

And then, as suddenly as it started, it was over – Jo didn’t know who let go first, but she felt the air move around her and heard the catcalls from some of the guys walking past them. The girls who had been stalking them were gone. Pete looked around, shrugged, then looked past her. “Dude, I think I smell them!” he said.

Jo had no idea what he was talking about until he pointed past her, to the next aisle. As soon as she saw the booth, though, the smell of cinnamon donuts assaulted her nose. She looked back at Pete, saw his careful smile, and consciously matched it. “Once again victorious!” she crowed.

As they dashed for a place in line, Pete grabbed her hand. It was a short squeeze, but it made Jo grin.

(A photo of the kiss made it up onto Absolute Punk’s message board. The resulting thread crashed the server for an hour and a half. Jo felt unreasonably proud.)

***

Jo didn’t make it to LA until a month after Pete broke up with Ashlee. Patrick was there at the time, working on someone else’s record while Jo was in Chicago convincing her relatives that she still loved them all. When Patrick came back to Chicago, he’d shrugged when talking about Pete. “Oddly enough, it didn’t go all that bad. Dare I say, they both handled it like adults.” When Jo gaped, Patrick nodded. “Shocking, I know.”

Pete, for his part, hadn’t really talked about it too much. “It just wasn’t working,” he told Jo over the phone. “It’s okay.” She believed him, because past breakups had been accompanied by lots of cryptic poetry posted to seventeen different blogs, not email spam of YouTube videos consisting of a fat guy in a Speedo performing the entire Miami Sound Machine catalog. (When she found herself humming “Conga” in line at the grocery store, she called Pete’s voice mail and sang “I Am Henry VIII I Am” in an off-key voice until the beep cut her off. The resulting text message – “you fucking bitch, eat my ass” – gave her much joy while she was stuck ferrying her great-aunt to a bingo tournament.)

The night Jo flew to LA, Pete and Travis were DJing a VIP party at some club she’d never heard of. They invited her to join them, but she begged off, knowing that jet lag would kill her until the next day at the earliest. Her flight was late, besides, and she didn’t stumble into her house until nearly one in the morning. When she went to set her guitar case down on the couch, she saw a book lying face down on a cushion – the new Neil Gaiman book, she noted, the one she hadn’t read yet - spine creased in half. A coffee cup lay on the table next to the couch, leaving a ring on the maple wood that the interior designer had told her cost more than two months’ rent on Jo’s first apartment. “So that’s where my spare key went,” she said aloud. She made a face and immediately headed for the kitchen for the Pledge and a dust rag.

In the kitchen, on the island just above the sink, Jo noticed a small white paper bag, top crinkled shut. The kitchen smelled like cinnamon. A closer look found half a bag of mini-donuts, with a note scrawled on a torn-out sheet of notebook paper underneath it. “I bought you some donuts, but I eated them.” Underneath, a squiggle that looked like a squashed muffin with some haphazard lines sticking out from the sides – there was also a helpful arrow to a caption that read “sad-faced kitten.”

Jo collapsed into bed soon after with a smile on her face and cinnamon sugar coating her lips.

She woke up to the feeling of her bed dipping next to her. When she opened her eye, she saw the faint orange glow of early sunrise seeping past the edges of the window shade, and a tattooed forearm snaking over her waist. “Missed you,” Pete’s voice came almost too soft to hear.

She grabbed his hand. “Get under the covers, asshole,” she said, yawning.

Jo fell back asleep with Pete’s face pressed into the back of her neck.

Date: 2008-02-02 05:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rue-quercus.livejournal.com
Yes, the last section totally works! The Pete/Jo friendship is awesome; just the right combination of friendly teasing, years of history, and UST. They're a lot of fun together. *g*

Date: 2008-02-02 04:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seimaisin.livejournal.com
Thanks for all your help! I needed it. :D

Date: 2008-02-02 05:46 am (UTC)
medie: queen elsa's grand entrance (heroes - molly - adult)
From: [personal profile] medie
*Glee* I barely understand half of who is who and what's what, but *GLEE* I loved this!

Date: 2008-02-02 04:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seimaisin.livejournal.com
Hee! Thank you! Are we going to drag you into bandom yet? ;)

Date: 2008-02-02 04:19 pm (UTC)
medie: queen elsa's grand entrance (blood ties - vicki - badass)
From: [personal profile] medie
*g* probably not. My omg! *hide* reflex is verry strong. But flirting about the edges I can do.

Date: 2008-02-02 05:48 am (UTC)
ext_30597: a girl made of a galaxy of stars ([music] FOB)
From: [identity profile] mercurybard.livejournal.com
I think this is the first girl!Joe fic I've ever read, and it makes me a happy!Cody. I especially loved the bag of half-eaten donuts and the note with the muffin-kitten.

Date: 2008-02-02 04:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seimaisin.livejournal.com
Thank you! :) I don't know if I've read any girl!Joe yet, either - it seemed like an interesting concept, though, so I was glad to get the prompt!

Date: 2008-02-02 05:51 am (UTC)
ext_6455: (Default)
From: [identity profile] doll-revolution.livejournal.com
i really liked that. it was sweet, and even though it was a girl, it really seemed like joe

basically, everything that A said *g*

Date: 2008-02-02 04:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seimaisin.livejournal.com
Thank you! :D I'm glad you liked it!

Date: 2008-02-02 06:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leighblack.livejournal.com
awwwwwww... =)

Date: 2008-02-02 04:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seimaisin.livejournal.com
Thanks! :D

Date: 2008-02-02 10:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shutyourface.livejournal.com
Oh my gosh, J, I love this! Girl!Joe is awesome!

Date: 2008-02-02 04:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seimaisin.livejournal.com
Thanks!! :D

Date: 2008-02-02 05:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesamefire.livejournal.com
oh man, this was just absolutely perfect! pete/joe is my all-time otp, and genderswap is my favourite crack trope, and i loooooove friendship stories, AND UST, so this is basically THE BEST THING FOREVER AND EVER. Plus it's just really well-written and charming and hilarious and wonderful. YOU WIN, GOLD MEDAL, BLUE RIBBON, THE END.

Date: 2008-02-03 12:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seimaisin.livejournal.com
Yay, thank you so much! :D I'm so glad you liked it!

Date: 2008-02-02 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] strongplacebo.livejournal.com
This is awesome. You don't often get girl!Joe, but she's so cool! She's all frizzy-haired and rock chick! I love the way her legs quake playing on-stage with Arma and her reaction to the Rolling Stone article was heart-achey.

Date: 2008-02-03 12:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seimaisin.livejournal.com
Thank you! I'm so glad you liked it! :)

Date: 2008-02-03 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonsinger.livejournal.com
I love this. I absolutely love this. Your Jo is so great...so much like our own Joe, yet feminized. And Pete is fantastic. The friendship and subsequent kiss were wonderful!

Heck, I'd love to read more adventures with Pete and Jo.

Date: 2008-02-03 12:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seimaisin.livejournal.com
Yay, thanks! I'm glad it turned out as well as it did. :)

More adventures? Possibly. I have Sleepless in Chicago to finish first. Heh.

Date: 2008-02-03 12:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonsinger.livejournal.com
That's true...one at a time.

Date: 2008-02-03 01:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sociofemme.livejournal.com
This is great! I really like seeing girl!Joe. I like her mental comment about how she can fix her frizzies, but journalists have to be assholes forever. :D

Date: 2008-02-03 04:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seimaisin.livejournal.com
Thank you! I'm so glad you liked it. :)

Date: 2008-02-03 02:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] redsambuca.livejournal.com
I can't even tell you how much I loved this. I have the biggest crush on Jo now, it's not even funny. And the Jo/Pete kiss was so hot, oh man. ♥!

Date: 2008-02-03 04:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seimaisin.livejournal.com
Thank you so much! I'm glad you enjoyed it! :D

Date: 2008-02-03 02:41 am (UTC)
ext_30531: (FOB // Pete and Joe and coffee)
From: [identity profile] iamsupernova.livejournal.com
Oh, I love this so much. I love genderswap in FOB, and this fic is just completely perfect. I love how you captured Joe's laid back attitude but threw in some traits he'd have if he were a girl. <3!

Date: 2008-02-03 04:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seimaisin.livejournal.com
Thank you! I'm glad you liked it - I worried while writing it about keeping Joe's personality intact, so I'm glad it came through! :)

Date: 2008-02-03 06:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turnyourankle.livejournal.com
oh man! this is so, so much better than anything i could have expected. i love how well it all flows; the dynamics and the characterizations are all so wonderful, and the cataloging of their relationship feels so spot on. thank you ♥.

Date: 2008-02-03 08:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seimaisin.livejournal.com
Yay! I'm so glad you like it!! Thanks so much for the prompt - I had fun writing it! :D

Date: 2008-02-06 02:04 am (UTC)
ext_9990: (Default)
From: [identity profile] belladonnalin.livejournal.com
*happy sigh*

I love always!a!girl!verses. I love how it ends up working with gender and music and the industry and all of this shit that actually MATTERS to me and ...

I loved Jo, too far in the background but mostly not minding.

SO MANY ♥.

Date: 2008-02-06 12:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seimaisin.livejournal.com
Thank you so much! I'm glad you liked it! :D

I love always!a!girl!verses, too. I love the dynamics of putting a woman in the middle of these guys - there are a few real women to play with, but not many - and seeing if you can successfully read the kinds of things she'd face. I didn't play with too terribly much here, but I'm glad it read well. :)

Date: 2008-02-06 06:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] o4fuxache.livejournal.com
I'm not at all a huge fan of genderswap but this was absolutely delightful. I loved it. Brava!

Date: 2008-02-07 12:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seimaisin.livejournal.com
Thank you so much! I'm glad you liked it! :)

Date: 2008-02-10 01:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smiggitysmee.livejournal.com
Girl!Joe is love! I really liked this and the Joe/Pete was awesome. \o/

Date: 2008-02-13 03:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seimaisin.livejournal.com
Thank you! I'm glad you liked it! :D

Date: 2008-02-12 02:28 am (UTC)
fairestcat: (Pete Plays)
From: [personal profile] fairestcat
Watch me work my way slowly through my backlog of fic to comment on. \o/

This fic just makes me insanely happy. I love Pete and Jo's friendship throughout and the cinnamon donuts and of COURSE Pete would leave notes in cat macro.

Love, love, LOVE, ♥ ♥ ♥

Date: 2008-02-13 03:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seimaisin.livejournal.com
Yay, thank you! :D I'm glad you liked it!

Date: 2008-03-04 11:14 am (UTC)
ext_9243: (Fandom: You Wish)
From: [identity profile] stepps.livejournal.com
You know, I didn't know how much I needed girl!Joe until I read this. So awesome and kickarse.

Date: 2008-03-07 06:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seimaisin.livejournal.com
Thank you! I'm glad you liked it! :)

Date: 2008-12-26 05:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xmexandxyoux.livejournal.com
This is all different kind of magnificent.
*mems*

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